Wednesday 2 December 2009

Storm update

This few words to communicate to the nation that the weather cataclysm of these weeks has caused another victim through the respected umbrellas species.

The death tool rises to 13. The identity of the last victim is still unknown, as the owner.

As mentioned already, we strongly recommend all the cheap-stores umbrellas, particularly those bought in Primarkt, to stay inside and not to leave their places of living if not in real need to do so.

Further communications will follow as soon as possible.

May god save us from what we are doing.

1 comment:

  1. let's call scotland yard!!!!!!!!!!what are u waiting for??? it's a fucking misfortune

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